Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Randomize
