how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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