He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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