My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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