Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
You left your phone here
Wait...
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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