I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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