problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
No subtext here. People are naked.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
did you just send me my own nude
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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