Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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