plz talk dirty to me
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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