dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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