oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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