I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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