that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
