so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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