Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize
