Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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