When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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