Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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