how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
