oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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