i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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