you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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