so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Congratulations! We have a period
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