ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
soo... how was my night?
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