oh fat girl friday strikes again...
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
NoShamevember. You game?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
