I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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