Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You pole danced in your parka.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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