what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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