...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
