everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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