She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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