I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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