dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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