Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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