I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
only you would photoshop your dick
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
So much Jack, so little girl.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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