belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I need help removing her.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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