We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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