I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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