i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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