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She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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