dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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