Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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