No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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