How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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