Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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