i was rollin on her like bob the builder
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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