It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
