i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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