cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I need water and some morals
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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