I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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