what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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